phobias:

avoiding hate like

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skittlevodka:

Shoutout to the people that can make you feel like shit in 0 to 60

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

guy:

*seductively rubs laptop screen to get rid of speck of dirt*

basedgosh:

dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
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bewbin:

i win