WHEN YOU BITE DOWN ON SOMETHING

YOU’RE ACTUALLY BITING UP

BECAUSE YOU CAN’T MOVE YOUR TOP JAW

ultrafacts:

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roughness:

tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”

charlespudding:

i am both these people at once
rapmonsters:

if u dont think running man is the best show ever u are wrong

frostingpeetaswounds:

i just feel like katniss and peeta’s children would be so protective of them like… they would never want to be far away from their parents and if someone tried to make fun of their parents in school for being in the history books, they would stand up for them and say that they’re heroes or if katniss’ son was being bullied on his first day of school, his older sister would punch the bully in the nose

dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: pisces are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time

gallifreyglo:

dichotomized:

U.S. Martin Luther King Jr being attacked as he marched nonviolently for the Chicago Freedom Movement, 1966, which was the most ambitious civil rights campaign in the North of the United States, and lasted from mid-1965 to early 1967.

If only he’d been well-spoken, pulled his pants up and didn’t wear a hoodie… oop… wait…